If this post suits your fancy, it’s probably because you’re a titty monster like myself! It’s in my DNA to admire “beautiful pieces of ass” like my father, but this special woman we’re about to rank is not blessed in that area of her body…
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Don’t worry though, she’s got plenty of chest to get your dick harder than a minister’s prick!
We’re talking about Kate Upton, whose HUUUUGE breasts are practically a national monument.
Don’t know her? Well, the busty 25 year old grew up in the beautiful state of Florida. I know it’s beautiful because I’ve spent a lot of time there at a little place called The Mar-a-Lago Club, you might have heard of it.
Anyway, she’s famous for her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues ( btw, tremendous “reading” material you should keep in your nightstand). In 2011, after her first appearance in the magazine, she was honored with the title Rookie of the Year – since then she has graced their front pages in 2012, 2013 and 2017.
Personally, my favorite issue is Kate modeling topless in Antarctica in 2013. Why? Well, you know, I’m a big fan of hunting and like most of us folks, we have a love and appreciation for the great outdoors more than anyone on the planet. That’s why seeing a bombshell blond modeling see-through lingerie in the world’s southernmost and coldest continent makes me hornier than a nine-dicked dog in a kennel full o’ bitches!
In short: that’s a big-game animal I’d like to shoot down with a cum shot.
Anyway, I’d like to sit here at my terrific office on 5th avenue and write about my fantasies all day, but I have some special and top secret meetings I have to attend with NO Russians involved. Daddy gets upset if I’m not the punctual business man he raised me to be, so let’s move on to the reason we’re here before I get in trouble… Kate Upton’s naughty leaks!
On August 31st, 2014 some dude with major balls leaked photographs of famous celebrities on the web and dirty Kate was one of them. In one of her photos she is seen completely naked taking a mirror selfie with her fiance, Justin Verlander. He is some lightweight baseball player no one has ever heard about or cares about.
Of course, there are other unclothed images from her iCloud hack, but I don’t need to describe them to you since you can just take a looksy for yourself.